EVERYTHING ALWAYS NEED TO KNOW:
I learned from my mother.
"My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you are going to kill it off. I just finished cleaning!"
"My mother taught me RELIGION:
" pray it will come out of the carpet
"My mother taught me REASONING:
" Because I said so, so ..., period! "
"My mother taught me FORESEEABLE
" Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you have an accident "
" My mother taught me IRONY:
"You keep crying, I really like you a reason to cry for real"
"My mother taught me to be saved:
" Keep the tears for when I die! "
" My mother OSMOSIS taught me:
"Close mouth and eat! "
" My mother taught me twitching:
"Look at the dirt you have on your neck, turn!"
"My mother taught me strength and will:
" You'll sit there until you eat everything "
" My mother taught me WEATHER:
"It looks like a hurricane has passed by your room"
"My mother taught me TRUTH:
" I told you a million times that you are not exaggerated! "
"My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION PATTERN:
" Stop acting like your father! "
" My mother taught me skills as a ventriloquist:
"I do not grumble, shut up and answer me: Why you did? "
" My mother taught me LANGUAGE ENCRYPTED
"Not me, not me ... you, you ..."
"My mother taught me techniques DENTISTRY:
" answer me again and I hereunto set their teeth against the wall! "
"My mother taught me BIOLOGY:
" You have less brain than a mosquito! "
"My mother taught me LOGIC:
" Mom, what's for dinner ... "
"FOOD!"
"My mother taught me RIGHTEOUSNESS:
" I'll straighten a smack! "
THANKS MOM!
Mother there is only one ... By luck.
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